Better get the booster seats ready! Eric can barely drive a power chair, how is he supposed to drive a fucking taxi?

Artie returned today on one of the most anticipated Stern shows ever. Ralph must have called in at least 10 times but still nothing from Eric the Shitty Cock Midget. What’s wrong, still pissed at Langford? If you don’t want it reported, DON’T LET IT HAPPEN.

I heard the Ultimate Warrior is coming back to WWE so maybe the little wanker will call in soon.

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