Archive for May, 2008

Eric the Douchbag Midget’s Shitty American Idol Show is Finally Over

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

Don’t worry “fans”, I’m sure 5 more shitty shows will crop up before you know it.

Today Eric tried to convince Howard to let him do a show during the Memorial Day break. Even though I’m not a fan of listening to repeat shows, anything would be better than the useless dribble and dead air that Eric would bring.

I’m not sure one could even fathom how horrible that show would be. Maybe JD could. I mean just listen to that little shit argue that he isn’t retarded. It’s almost as painful as his pathetic 4th grader insults.

BTW, the Taxi Driver movie is officially in the can - not that it should be a surprise to anyone.

BYE FOR NOW

Eric Rubs His Smurf Cock on the Phone for Carrie Underwood

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

Yet still doesn’t think he’s gullible. LOL

How dumb do you have to be to not recognize that Ralph was posing as Ryan Seacrest?

I guess dumb enough to think you’re actually talking to Syesha…

Hey Eric, don’t look now but Gullible is written on the ceiling!

TAXI DRIVER is a bust, Eric cites mohawk GAME BREAKER

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

What a little shit.

Everything Fred said was dead on, you’re a worthless shit that always finds a way to cop out.

You claim to be an actor but you want to take a pass on a gig for some wrestling shit?