Archive for August, 2008

Eric the Midget Confirmed for Strippers & Hustlers Ball?

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

Looks like Eric is planning on attending, that is, until he backs out at the last second for some bullshit reason. Here’s a snippet from a press release I recieved a while ago:

LAS VEGAS, NV (August 22, 2008) – Perry Mann’s Exotic Erotic Strippers and Hustlers Ball (August 30 and 31, Orleans Arena, Las Vegas) announce major additions to its already burgeoning talent lineup. Johnny Fratto – a major Hollywood personality, businessman, owner of Beverly Hills Choppers (www.beverlyhillschoppers.com), reality TV program producer, and frequent guest on The Howard Stern Show will be showcasing his latest venture – Mob Candy Magazine, and helping to judge the strippers competition. (http://www.mobcandymag.com)

In addition, he’s known on the Howard Stern Show by a multitude of monikers, including Eric the Astronaut, Eric the Actor, Eric the American Idol Expert, and even though he hates it, Eric the Midget. But, whatever you want to call him, Eric will be joining Mr. Fratto at the Strippers and Hustlers Ball, making short appearances for photo-shoots, meet-and-greets, and autograph signings.

Perry Mann, founder of the Strippers and Hustlers Ball, states, “He may be short in size, but he’s big on entertainment value. His immense personality and enormous ability to enthrall, captivate, deliver big laughs, and keep everyone hanging on for his next massive idea, thought and word has made Eric a perfect addition to The Ball’s burgeoning talent line-up.”

Could Eric the Midget Be Any More Boring?

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

Yes. Seriously, why the hell do you wait on the phone for 4 hours just to ask one retarded question and waste everyone’s time?

Eric the Midget and Johnny Fratto No More?

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

Looks like Eric the Midget really pissed of Johnny good this time. Once again, Eric has backed out of another appearance. How shocking. When will this shit finally realize people are just trying to help his decrepid little ass start being appreciative to all the things people have done for him. I’m guessing never.

Btw, Johnny also mentioned something about removing Eric’s moderator status on the JFSC site. My recommendation to all that are reading this is to go over there and harass the crap out of him.

Developing…

Bye for now