Jimmy Kimmel really wants Howard to make an Eric the Midget real doll. Eric said he would sue if they made a doll, but Dominic called in to say there was nothing Eric could do, hahaha.

Richard came in and said he would fuck the Eric the Midget real doll, but that it’s not gay. Then someone said they should have Nick Manning come in a have sex with the Eric doll.

More developing.. Ack! Ack!

Today Eric admitted to Howard giving him life. He then asked if Artie had brought in the pictures yet, but of course Artie hadn’t. They jerked his chain around a bit and let him go.

Eric called in today to say that he was going to go to Artie’s show in San Fransisco. He wanted to give Artie a “special gift”. The special gift? 8×10 photos of himself. Oh wow!…

Artie kept saying”Bye!” as Eric tried to plug his store.