Eric the Midget Rips Off His Customers
Eric’s store hasn’t been up long, and already the complaints are rolling in. Apparently, some guy ordered a picture and asked for it to be signed to his girlfriend. Eric, being the little shit that he is, signs the tiny 3×4 photo to the wrong name.
Howard commented that for $20, Eric should at least be sending out 8×10′s. Something was also mentioned about the 3×4′s possibily being lifesize photos.
Want see the quality of what you can get for a $20? Take a look at this:
That’s quality folks.
Ack! Ack! Bye for now..
September 9th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
I’d really love to have a part of Howard Stern History for only 20$. I mean, I keep some old concert tickets, photos, objects to remind me of my memories. Secretly I’d love to get a piece of ETM history as well but I can’t bring myself to support that prick at all. I’m so tempted to get the $45 package which includes a phone call from Eric. That would be so fun. “Ack! Hi”
September 13th, 2008 at 8:09 am
I’m holding out for the lawn jockey
September 13th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Duuhhh! Isn’t this the joy of it all…the wrong name, the goofy writing, the small photo? To me, it’s worth every little penny! I’d be very disappointed if it were any other way.
September 18th, 2008 at 7:07 am
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September 26th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Absolutely Riveting!!!!
November 17th, 2008 at 1:25 am
i guess the penmanship is pretty neat considering the hands he has to work with
December 14th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
I can’t believe that he is not doing anymore orders this year. I wanted to get a picture for a Christmas gift for a friend and now I can’t do it. You think that Eric would be smart enough to realize that he could sell a lot of pictures during this time of year.