Eric’s store hasn’t been up long, and already the complaints are rolling in. Apparently, some guy ordered a picture and asked for it to be signed to his girlfriend. Eric, being the little shit that he is, signs the tiny 3×4 photo to the wrong name.

Howard commented that for $20, Eric should at least be sending out 8×10’s. Something was also mentioned about the 3×4’s possibily being lifesize photos.

Want see the quality of what you can get for a $20? Take a look at this:

That’s quality folks.

Ack! Ack! Bye for now..

Eric shared with Howard how his friend had called him and told him that the python he had held was probabaly thinking he was food (DUH, check earlier post).  Eric went on to say that Johnny Fratto was considering buying the snake, putting it in Eric’s house, and making a reality show of it. Everyone loved this idea, and someone even suggested that they starve the snake and have Eric dress up in a mouse costume. Howard said that season 1 could be called “Eric and the Snake” and season two would just be called “The Snake”.

Hopefully Johnny Fratto can get this show into production right away.

Well the show is back from vacation, and what a vacation it was for our midget friend. Eric did in fact make it to Las Vegas (zomg) where he enjoyed the company of an erotic magician and python. I guess the word “enjoy” might be a bit of a strech because in some of the pictures it looks like Eric is crapping his pants while holding the python.

That thing looks pretty hungry to me!