Archive for November, 2008

Eric the Midget is Demanding Appologies

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

Eric the ankle bitter left a message for Howard yesterday, and it was pretty explicit (even by Eric’s standards). He went on a long rant about how he wanted to hurt Natalie Maines the same way she hurt Haley and Cherry.

I won’t repeat everything Eric said, but it’s starting to sound like the little guy is losing it. Someone get this guy to the library stat!

Ack Ack, Bye for now

Natalie Maines is Ruining Eric the Midget’s Life

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

Eric called in to the show today and he was livid. Eric was pissed at Natalie Maines because she was saying that Haley from the bunny ranch was only using Eric. Now Haley doesn’t want to get it on with Eric. Looks like you’re library card’s been revoked bitch!

Howard tried to explain to Eric that Natalie wasn’t the reason that Haley didn’t want to see him, but Eric wasn’t having it. Midget logic is infallible!

ACK ACK! Bye for now..

Eric the Midget Shows up on The Howard Stern Show

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

I didn’t get to listen to the whole thing yet, but it seemed like the little crap had less to say then when he calls in.

Kurt Angle was there, and he offered a Eric a position in the Mainstream Mafia if Eric would ask Diana Degarmo out on a date. After much harrasment Eric sheepishly asked Diana if she would like to dinner the next time she was in California. Diana said that she would consider it, but gave no definative answer.

More to come.. Bye for now.. ACK ACK