Eric the Geographer
Ever read Eric the Midget’s twitter feed? You should because it’s comedy gold. Aside from the constant complaining about how SSI doesn’t give him enough money for vacations (wow, I feel soooo bad) you can find gems like the one below:
Just incase Eric decides to visit, here’s something you might want to check out: Geography
October 14th, 2009 at 3:29 am
There’s just one problem…that isn’t his actual twitter page.
October 16th, 2009 at 7:19 am
Sheesh… there is so much wrong with this that I am tempted to take a red pen and correct it… Only I don’t enough time.
Isn’t this the same guy who tried to tell us he was smart a few months ago and had a 3-point-something GPA?? As I suspected then, that GPA, whether in college or high school or preschool was bogus and reflected sympathy rather than mental prowess. His performance yesterday reflect a similar lack of intellect and self-awareness. He made a half-assed defense of Kelly Clarkson and her enormous weight gain before moving on to plug some wrestling appearance. Then, he acted mystified when Howard explained that these wrestling promoters fly him to wrestling events in a quid pro quo for Eric plugging them on the Stern show, rather than… you know… doing it out of the kindness of their hearts because Eric is such a lovely guy. What an effin’ moron.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
So whose Twitter page is it? Romeo Blues’?
October 16th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
After all, if it talks like a midget and rolls like a midget, well, it’s a midget.
October 26th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
I wonder if, in addition to all of his other disabilities, Eric is dyslexic. His spelling really is atrociously bad for a 34-year-old man with a high school education. He’s probably just stupid, since dyslexia wouldn’t explain his equally bad punctuation and sentence construction.
November 1st, 2009 at 4:31 am
That isn’t Eric’s real twitter. It is someone “posing” as Eric. It is actually a pretty good job of convincing you.
The real Eric is AllSports1975. I know. I looked into it a while back. When the whole ABC thing was going on I twitted to him asking how he could miss such a meeting and he fucking blocked me from his twitter! Not before he sent me a ton of messages about how I was a low life loser and like the rest of the stern losers never going to amount to anything.
He has referred to his AllSports1975 on the show once or twice and constantly cites it on JFSC.TV.
http://twitter.com/allsports1975
November 5th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
allsports1975 probably is ETM’s twitter. All I had to do to get blocked was twitter an ‘Ack Ack!’, and I got blocked. On the other one, I twittered all kinds of gay stuff that I wanted to do to the little fidget, and I still haven’t been blocked.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:51 am
The midger blocked me from his Twitter again. All I did was ask him how often he gets his diaper changed and he hit me with this:
“You are a fucking pathetic worthless ass prick loser. I don’t wear a diaper. I have said on air that I don’t. I wear boxers or regular underwear like everyone else. I shit or piss in a regular toilet.”
November 18th, 2009 at 10:51 am
The midget blocked me from his Twitter again. All I did was ask him how often he gets his diaper changed and he hit me with this:
“You are a fucking pathetic worthless ass prick loser. I don’t wear a diaper. I have said on air that I don’t. I wear boxers or regular underwear like everyone else. I shit or piss in a regular toilet.”