Gary owns Eric the Midget
I tuned in this morning to her more complaining from Eric the Midget. Eric was trying to make Artie feel bad about canceling his appearance, even though none of it was Eric’s business.
For some reason, Eric’s ungrateful attitude really set Gary off this morning. Gary started laying into Eric telling him that there were plenty of other handicapped people who earned money instead of sitting on their asses and complaining. The photo of Artie that Eric had been selling was brought up, and Eric deflected when Gary called him out on selling the photo without Artie’s permission. Eric claimed that he didn’t even own the site that the photo was being sold on, which most people know is just a way for Eric to evade the SIS regulations.
Eric eventually hung up after Gary berated him further. Way to go bababooey!
Ack Ack, Bye for now…
November 11th, 2009 at 9:58 am
Unfortunately, I missed Eric’s call yesterday and, after hearing him today, that is probably a good thing because, Wow!, that call today was staggering! I almost convinced myself that it had to be a bit because there is no way…. NO WAY… a human being, especially a human being with his own serious health issues, could be even 1% as callous and lacking in basic human compassion as that little prick was today. Literally, Charles Manson or has more compassion than that monster.
In a sick way, it is fascinating. Eric, for all the many years he has listened to the show, truly doesn’t understand it… not even a little bit. He doesn’t get the jokes. He doesn’t have any noticable sense of humor. He doesn’t understand how Howard interacts with the under members of the cast or even how the fans on the various groups are going to react to him EVER. Only Lisa G understands the show less. Literally, he could not understand it less if they did it in Latin or Sanskrit or some other dead language. Of course, this complete lack of humor and comprehension causes him to overreact to every single, little mention of him on SFN and other assorted discussion groups.
There is one positive thing about it. Yesterday, on the wrap-up show, somebody called asking about the Eric Real Doll, and Gary responded with something to the effect that they’d kind of let it slide but that he could ressurect it at any time. Then, after thinking for a second, he added that maybe they should get it moving again, and, as soon as it was complete, have Bigfoot “f*** him in the a**”. I am positive that, after today, they WILL get that Real Doll back on the fasttrack, and I, for one, cannot wait!!!! That future call…. Eric calling to complain about Bigfoot f***ing an Eric Real Doll… may end up being the greatest moment ever in the long history of the show (and I am a 20+ year listener)
November 11th, 2009 at 10:02 am
I should add that, as far as I am concerned, there should be no other conversations with the prick unless he agrees to be flown with balloons. No more exchanging plugs for free sex at the Bunny Ranch or for all-expenses paid trips to see wrestling or for chances to earn Xmas money by getting booed off a comedy club stage. Everytime he calls, the first question should be “will you get flown with balloons?” , and, if he says “No”, Howard hangs up. Nothing more, nothing less.
November 11th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
The beauty of an ETM call is when people put him in his place. For a LONG time Howard started getting compassionate and defended him which turne ETM calls to be relatively boring.
Todays call is EXACTLY why people should want him to call again. ETM shows his true colors as a selfish heartless user and (thank goodness) the entire staff defended Artie from his nonsense. Gary absolutely reamed “the kid” by pointing out his mishandling of SSI money, his abuse of the Artie picture sales, and most of all, HIS HIDING BEHIND HIS “HANDICAP”.
I understand feeling compassion for people in terrible situations like him. BUT, he is a unique person in that he is simply an asshole. Not because of his handicap or his misfortune. Simply because deep inside he is an asshole.
November 11th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Glad I found this site!! Eric is such a douche but I laugh every time… Gary put him in his place today and the little midget was speechless. Great job Bababooey!!!
November 11th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
I love when Gary yells at Eric, but I don’t understand why they get so mad at him for acting like an asshole, since that attitude pre-supposes that he’s capable of acting differently. If there’s anything Eric has proven over the years it’s that he’s totally self-centered, unusually immature, with no discernible grasp on reality and the mentality of a five-year-old. It’s like getting pissed at Gary the Retard or Beetlejuice for making anti-Semitic comments.
November 12th, 2009 at 1:13 am
I’m glad I found this site too. The call today made me google for something like this. Eric shows that not everyone who has some health/life afflicting condition is a good person. He’s an asshole with a sense of entitlement and no sense of humor. And it takes a very strong asshole to make your sense of dislike or hate overcome sympathy for his condition. All the calls should be like today, put him in his place. You wouldn’t be nice to a regular 40 hour working, 5’10″ asshole, so why him?
November 13th, 2009 at 7:47 am
This site is awesome. After listening to Eric’s ungrateful ass bitch about Artie canceling the show I was so annoyed that I went on twitter just to berate him.
I also find it annoying that Eric says he has no respect for addicts because they bring their issues on to them self yet he can’t respect Artie who’s trying to overcome his addiction. That makes no sense at all.
November 14th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
So Lisa, did the midget block you from his twitter?
November 17th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
He did.