No Christmas for Eric the Midget
I didn’t catch all of this so maybe someone could help me out. I was listening to the wrap up show and it sounded like Eric called in to complain about how Artie wasn’t going to do the show in Sacramento. It sounded like Eric was counting on the money from the show to buy his family Christmas presents.
I know how Eric can make some money for the holidays. He should go to the Mall and get a seasonal job being one of Santa’s elves.
November 11th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
An angry midget in a wheelchair would just frighten the children. If ETM pisses off Santa enough, he might get tipped into the fountain.
There’s plenty of other jobs the midget can do:
1) He could wear a bellboy outfit and yell out “Calling Philip Morris!”
2) He could have a drink tray mounted on his power chair and he could move around parties, where guests can pick up their champaign glasses.
3) Eric could get a job at Keebler, baking cookies.
4) He could pose on top of wedding cakes.
5) He could be a wingman for guys who want to meet girls at clubs. It could be that next to Eric the Midget, anyone looks good, or that girls will see the guy with Eric and have the same feeling that they would have towards a guy walking a puppy.
December 4th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
This was actually a classically ungrateful and self absorbed moment for ETM- his first complaint was that the show operator was scrambling to get the help of eric (which I’m sure was just eric harassing this poor man so he could get his X-mas money) Artie reveals that the operator is actually already in debt to artie, and it was called off an month before the show.
It was told that the show was canceled as result of Arties nervous breakdown- ETM then goes to the offensive saying it was not fair that he could not do his 5 minutes of standup because Artie has a problem he brought onto himself. Then quickly points out all the problems he is suffering without “his fault” which is actually wrong to begin with. ETM has been of late having problem with arthritis which can be prevented with proper nutrition and exercise of the jonits.
Howard then confronts ETM for having 0 compassion for a person suffering a disability.
I hope that little fuck wins sals money and ends up getting his ass thrown in prison by the IRS