Eric the Midget Wackpack Test Results
Here are the test results taken from Howard Stern.com
1. Are you a regular caller to The Howard Stern Show? Eric: “I consider myself a regular caller.”
2. Have you been an in-person guest on the Stern Show? Eric: “Yes.”
3. Are you regularly unemployed or unemployable? Eric: “I guess.” [Howard answered 'yes' for Eric.]
4. Are you either mentally retarded or handicapped? Eric: “Handicapped, yes.”
5. Is your speaking voice considered to be funny? Eric: “So is Gilbert Gottfried’s!” [Howard answered 'yes' for Eric.]
6. Is your physical appearance considered to be funny? Eric: “No!” [Howard answered 'yes' for Eric.]
7. Is your physical appearance considered to be disturbing? Eric: “No!” [Howard answered 'yes' for Eric.]
8. Has Howard Stern created a name for you? [Howard answered 'yes' for Eric.]
9. Has Howard Stern inserted ‘the’ into your name? [Howard answered 'yes' for Eric.]
10. Are your viewpoints considered to be funny? [Howard answered 'yes' for Eric.]
11. Are your viewpoints considered to be disturbing? [Howard answered 'yes' for Eric.]
12. Are you on medication prescribed by a physician? [Howard answered 'yes' for Eric.]
13. Do you deny being in the Wackpack? [Howard answered 'yes' for Eric.]
15. Have you shit yourself more than once? Eric: “No.”
16. Will you most likely die or have you died before the age of 55? Eric: “Well, I’m 35 and I don’t think I will.” [Howard answered 'yes' for Eric.]
Eric’s final score was a whopping 38 which places him at the top of the wackpack class. This score beat out Wendy the Retard, Riley Martin, High Pitch Erik, and Jeff the Drunk and solidifies him as king of the wackpack
May 1st, 2010 at 6:03 pm
Will Tim Sabean let you do a show by yourself? No?! [Sour Shoes hadda be saddled with Bubba once...and Eric got Dunkelmanned].
June 16th, 2010 at 2:35 pm
HUGE Props to whoever created the cartoon of ETM on the home page of this sight! It truly is an excellent representation of Eric and I mean down to the very smallest of details of his face, and I would be interested to know who it is that has such expertise of transforming such an accurate depiction of an individual in cartoon form. Truly an animation genius! Please give this person the credit and acclaimation that they deserve by publicly posting who it is with such talent. As a long time Stern fan I just wanted to add that your sight is a step above the rest as I usually just pass them all on by(even SFN)but found yours to be different, intriguing, and interesting! Congrats on a job well done!!!