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Eric the Midget tangles with Vince

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

I didn’t catch all of it, but today some guy named Vince called in to the show to bash Eric for being ungrateful to Howard and for canceling his ABC meeting just because of American Idol. Howard let Eric on to defend himself and it sounded like two elementary kids arguing. Eric really is the worst arguer I’ve ever heard. Rather than defend himself, he tried to call out Vince on inaccuracies of his statements. Eventually, Vince just based Eric so hard that he finally shut up.

Once the tard battle was over, Howard told Eric that he had recieved a picture of Eric’s midget-cock. Eric denied it for awhile, but once they emailed him the photo he finally admitted that the picture was of him. I wonder if Eric’s parents will finally kick him out now.

If anyone knows where I can find the picture of Eric, please let me know.

BYE for now. ACK ACK

Eric the Main Street Mafia Midget

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

That’s quite a mouthful.

Eric called in today during the tail end of the Kurt Angle interview to ask Kurt if he was going to be coming to Oakland sometime soon. Kurt said he would be there, and he would hook Eric up with a backstage pass to the Oakland TNA show since he was part of the Main Street Mafia. Eric said thank you, and actually sounded greatful for once – I know that’s pretty hard to believe.

Eric the Midget on the Bachelor?

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

Are you for real?!

I was having trouble believing Howard yesterday when he said that someone from the Bachelor wanted to speak to Eric. Howard even got Eric to say “will you take this rose” to see if he had what it takes.

Howard then started talking about how long Eric would last on the show if he made it. Howard commented that they always have one black guy on the show and he always gets kicked out on the 3rd show. Howard thought that Eric would make it to the 3rd episode at the very least.

Who wants to watch a blotchy club-footed midget try to land a date? I do!

Bye for now ACK ACK