One this size should work with those crab claws

Eric finally got on the air today after being off for awhile and it couldn’t have mattered less. The ankle bitter only got on to plug his crappy American Idol show, but I’m not even sure he got that out.

Eric also said he’s going to sell somewhere between 200 and 400 tickets to his event with the Sacramento Kings. Tickets sold to date: 2. It looks like poor Johnny Fratto is going to have to bail him out again.

I’m sure everyone is thrilled - especially JD. I guess we can expect to hear some technical difficulty clips tomorrow sometime.

Eric told Howard that he’s not sure if he’s going to do the Q&A segment of the show anymore. What I would give to get on there and sabotage that already shitty show.

Eric also let everyone know that his store was open again just in time for Valentines day. What girl doesnt love an autographed photo of a midget with crippled hands?