Eric finally got on the air today after being off for awhile and it couldn’t have mattered less. The ankle bitter only got on to plug his crappy American Idol show, but I’m not even sure he got that out.

Eric also said he’s going to sell somewhere between 200 and 400 tickets to his event with the Sacramento Kings. Tickets sold to date: 2. It looks like poor Johnny Fratto is going to have to bail him out again.

Eric called in this morning and he sure had a lot to share.

Eric was pissed at Jimmy Kimmel and some other superfans because of the way they were describing Eric and what doing it with him was like. Jimmy said that banging Eric was like passing around a deflated volley ball. lol.

Jillian Barbarie said that everytime she heard Eric call into the show she wanted to drive off the road. Eric suggested that she do just that the next time she heard him on the show.

Eric also complained some more about Howard wanting to make the real doll but he didn’t really get anywhere. Everyone agreed that making an Eric the Midget real doll would be great, and Robin even said that if they made the doll then Eric would get laid that way.

The best part of the call was when Eric told Howard that his parents were pissed that he went to a brothel. Eric said they were contemplating kicking him and his roommate out of the house they owned. Eric said that his parents would read up about what Eric was doing on some web site (I forget the name). Howard made a request that the web site owner say that Eric was going to the Library rather than the whore house, and that Eric was reading books rather than doing whores. Artie then made a joke that one of the books threw up after doing it with Eric.

Eric said that he was going back to the “library” on November 8th or something and that he intended to read some more “books”. Don’t tell his parents though, they might think Eric is a disapointment!

Ack Ack Bye for… now..

Wha wha whaaaat? I can’t believe I missed this!

Apparently Eric got a piece from a prostitute named Haley at some brothel in Nevada. I have yet to see a picture of Haley, but according to Howard she looks like Kate Hudson with big tits.

What makes it even harder to believe is that Eric had two girls the next night. What the hell is this world coming to?

If you have a photo of Haley, don’t hesitate to contact me. Bye for now!