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	<title>Comments for Eric the Ungrateful Midget</title>
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	<description>Your #1 source for all things Eric the Midget</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 03:14:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Comment on Eric the Midget&#8217;s Amazon Wishlist by creepymidget</title>
		<link>http://www.erictheungratefulmidget.com/2010/03/eric-the-midgets-amazon-wishlist/comment-page-1/#comment-333</link>
		<dc:creator>creepymidget</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:32:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am curious, why does Eric want colored pencils?  Clearly he can't use those lobster claws to draw.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am curious, why does Eric want colored pencils?  Clearly he can&#8217;t use those lobster claws to draw.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Eric the Midget on Frank TV by Barrett Penaloza</title>
		<link>http://www.erictheungratefulmidget.com/2008/12/eric-the-midget-on-frank-tv/comment-page-1/#comment-324</link>
		<dc:creator>Barrett Penaloza</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:21:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did you hear Stern today? Can you believe Jackie totally showed his ass by trying to&#160;weasel his way in to Artie's seat before it's even cold. Totally not cool ... wanker.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did you hear Stern today? Can you believe Jackie totally showed his ass by trying to&nbsp;weasel his way in to Artie&#8217;s seat before it&#8217;s even cold. Totally not cool &#8230; wanker.</p>
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		<title>Comment on If Eric the Midget Were in Charge by Long Time First Time</title>
		<link>http://www.erictheungratefulmidget.com/2010/01/if-eric-the-midget-were-in-charge/comment-page-1/#comment-257</link>
		<dc:creator>Long Time First Time</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 17:37:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is it me or does ETM seem to be on some very serious mood-altering drugs these days?  He is almost zen-like in his determination to not get angry even in the face of clear and intentional antagonism.  What the heck is the point of even having the little bastard on the show if he is just going to be grateful, mild-mannered, thoughtful little person?!?  I think an ultimatum is necessary.  Tell him to bring back the old ETM or he gets no more airtime to plug his inane appearances... which in turn ensures that he gets no more appearances, which hopefully ensures that his life becomes miserable and he begins lashing out at everybody again.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is it me or does ETM seem to be on some very serious mood-altering drugs these days?  He is almost zen-like in his determination to not get angry even in the face of clear and intentional antagonism.  What the heck is the point of even having the little bastard on the show if he is just going to be grateful, mild-mannered, thoughtful little person?!?  I think an ultimatum is necessary.  Tell him to bring back the old ETM or he gets no more airtime to plug his inane appearances&#8230; which in turn ensures that he gets no more appearances, which hopefully ensures that his life becomes miserable and he begins lashing out at everybody again.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Artie Lange Tried To Commit Suicide :( by creepymidget</title>
		<link>http://www.erictheungratefulmidget.com/2010/01/artie-lange-tried-to-commit-suicide/comment-page-1/#comment-256</link>
		<dc:creator>creepymidget</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 19:34:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The midget doesn't seem to have any sympathy for Artie.  From his twitter feed:

First off the website that you are talking about is closed no ,ore orders can be taken. Also the person that was running the site and was making the money off of the autographs, and calls pulled the photo of Artie off of the site.

As for showing Artie love. I find it hard to when I have been going through my own health problems. That I didn't do anything to cause. I've got a leaky heart valve that may need surgery some time soon to fix. All of Artie's health problems are from all the stuff that he has done to himself over the years.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The midget doesn&#8217;t seem to have any sympathy for Artie.  From his twitter feed:</p>
<p>First off the website that you are talking about is closed no ,ore orders can be taken. Also the person that was running the site and was making the money off of the autographs, and calls pulled the photo of Artie off of the site.</p>
<p>As for showing Artie love. I find it hard to when I have been going through my own health problems. That I didn&#8217;t do anything to cause. I&#8217;ve got a leaky heart valve that may need surgery some time soon to fix. All of Artie&#8217;s health problems are from all the stuff that he has done to himself over the years.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Artie Lange Tried To Commit Suicide :( by Ryan</title>
		<link>http://www.erictheungratefulmidget.com/2010/01/artie-lange-tried-to-commit-suicide/comment-page-1/#comment-255</link>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 15:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I really like Artie.  I hope that he gets some help and moves in a happier direction.  He's funny and talented.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really like Artie.  I hope that he gets some help and moves in a happier direction.  He&#8217;s funny and talented.</p>
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		<title>Comment on No Christmas for Eric the Midget by Ulg</title>
		<link>http://www.erictheungratefulmidget.com/2009/11/no-christmas-for-eric-the-midget/comment-page-1/#comment-236</link>
		<dc:creator>Ulg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 22:41:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This was actually a classically ungrateful  and self absorbed moment for ETM- his first complaint was that the show operator was scrambling to get the help of eric (which I'm sure was just eric harassing this poor man so he could get his X-mas money)  Artie reveals that the operator is actually already in debt to artie, and it was called off an month before the show.

It was told that the show was canceled as result of Arties nervous breakdown- ETM then goes to the offensive saying it was not fair that he could not do his 5 minutes of standup because Artie has a problem he brought onto himself.  Then quickly points out all the problems he is suffering without "his fault" which is actually wrong to begin with.   ETM has been of late having problem with arthritis which can be prevented with proper nutrition and exercise of the jonits.

Howard then confronts ETM for having 0 compassion for a person suffering a disability.

I hope that little fuck wins sals money and ends up getting his ass thrown in prison by the IRS</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This was actually a classically ungrateful  and self absorbed moment for ETM- his first complaint was that the show operator was scrambling to get the help of eric (which I&#8217;m sure was just eric harassing this poor man so he could get his X-mas money)  Artie reveals that the operator is actually already in debt to artie, and it was called off an month before the show.</p>
<p>It was told that the show was canceled as result of Arties nervous breakdown- ETM then goes to the offensive saying it was not fair that he could not do his 5 minutes of standup because Artie has a problem he brought onto himself.  Then quickly points out all the problems he is suffering without &#8220;his fault&#8221; which is actually wrong to begin with.   ETM has been of late having problem with arthritis which can be prevented with proper nutrition and exercise of the jonits.</p>
<p>Howard then confronts ETM for having 0 compassion for a person suffering a disability.</p>
<p>I hope that little fuck wins sals money and ends up getting his ass thrown in prison by the IRS</p>
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		<title>Comment on Eric the Geographer by creepymidget</title>
		<link>http://www.erictheungratefulmidget.com/2009/10/eric-the-geographer/comment-page-1/#comment-231</link>
		<dc:creator>creepymidget</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:51:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The midget blocked me from his Twitter again.  All I did was ask him how often he gets his diaper changed and he hit me with this:

"You are a fucking pathetic worthless ass prick loser. I don't wear a diaper. I have said on air that I don't. I wear boxers or regular underwear like everyone else. I shit or piss in a regular toilet."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The midget blocked me from his Twitter again.  All I did was ask him how often he gets his diaper changed and he hit me with this:</p>
<p>&#8220;You are a fucking pathetic worthless ass prick loser. I don&#8217;t wear a diaper. I have said on air that I don&#8217;t. I wear boxers or regular underwear like everyone else. I shit or piss in a regular toilet.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Comment on Eric the Geographer by creepymidget</title>
		<link>http://www.erictheungratefulmidget.com/2009/10/eric-the-geographer/comment-page-1/#comment-230</link>
		<dc:creator>creepymidget</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:51:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The midger blocked me from his Twitter again.  All I did was ask him how often he gets his diaper changed and he hit me with this:

"You are a fucking pathetic worthless ass prick loser. I don't wear a diaper. I have said on air that I don't. I wear boxers or regular underwear like everyone else. I shit or piss in a regular toilet."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The midger blocked me from his Twitter again.  All I did was ask him how often he gets his diaper changed and he hit me with this:</p>
<p>&#8220;You are a fucking pathetic worthless ass prick loser. I don&#8217;t wear a diaper. I have said on air that I don&#8217;t. I wear boxers or regular underwear like everyone else. I shit or piss in a regular toilet.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Comment on Gary owns Eric the Midget by Lisa</title>
		<link>http://www.erictheungratefulmidget.com/2009/11/gary-owns-eric-the-midget/comment-page-1/#comment-228</link>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:19:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He did.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He did.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Gary owns Eric the Midget by creepymidget</title>
		<link>http://www.erictheungratefulmidget.com/2009/11/gary-owns-eric-the-midget/comment-page-1/#comment-226</link>
		<dc:creator>creepymidget</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 03:26:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So Lisa, did the midget block you from his twitter?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So Lisa, did the midget block you from his twitter?</p>
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