Eric the Midget Wackpack Test Results
Here are the test results taken from Howard Stern.com
1. Are you a regular caller to The Howard Stern Show? Eric: “I consider myself a regular caller.”
2. Have you been an in-person guest on the Stern Show? Eric: “Yes.”
3. Are you regularly unemployed or unemployable? Eric: “I guess.” [Howard answered 'yes' for Eric.]
4. Are you either mentally retarded or handicapped? Eric: “Handicapped, yes.”
5. Is your speaking voice considered to be funny? Eric: “So is Gilbert Gottfried’s!” [Howard answered 'yes' for Eric.]
6. Is your physical appearance considered to be funny? Eric: “No!” [Howard answered 'yes' for Eric.]
7. Is your physical appearance considered to be disturbing? Eric: “No!” [Howard answered 'yes' for Eric.]
8. Has Howard Stern created a name for you? [Howard answered 'yes' for Eric.]
9. Has Howard Stern inserted ‘the’ into your name? [Howard answered 'yes' for Eric.]
10. Are your viewpoints considered to be funny? [Howard answered 'yes' for Eric.]
11. Are your viewpoints considered to be disturbing? [Howard answered 'yes' for Eric.]
12. Are you on medication prescribed by a physician? [Howard answered 'yes' for Eric.]
13. Do you deny being in the Wackpack? [Howard answered 'yes' for Eric.]
15. Have you shit yourself more than once? Eric: “No.”
16. Will you most likely die or have you died before the age of 55? Eric: “Well, I’m 35 and I don’t think I will.” [Howard answered 'yes' for Eric.]
Eric’s final score was a whopping 38 which places him at the top of the wackpack class. This score beat out Wendy the Retard, Riley Martin, High Pitch Erik, and Jeff the Drunk and solidifies him as king of the wackpack
Apr
28
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