Everyone once in awhile it’s nessecary to take a timeout from the midget bashing and to talk about some of the real issues going on with the Howard Stern show.

The news has finally broke that Artie Lange tried to commit suicide by stabbing himself 9 times. He was found by his mother in his Hoboken apartment and taken to the hospital with heavy bleeding.

I really feel bad for the guy. I know he’s had a troubled life and I can now see why Howard didn’t want to say anything about why Artie wasn’t at work. I wish only the best for Artie during his recovery.

Eric called in today to say that he was going to go to Artie’s show in San Fransisco. He wanted to give Artie a “special gift”. The special gift? 8×10 photos of himself. Oh wow!…

Artie kept saying”Bye!” as Eric tried to plug his store.

According to Artie, Eric’s organization has more holes in it than there are zits on Eric’s face.