No Christmas for Eric the Midget

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

I didn’t catch all of this so maybe someone could help me out. I was listening to the wrap up show and it sounded like Eric called in to complain about how Artie wasn’t going to do the show in Sacramento. It sounded like Eric was counting on the money from the show to buy his family Christmas presents.

I know how Eric can make some money for the holidays. He should go to the Mall and get a seasonal job being one of Santa’s elves.

0.0 Tickets Sold for Eric the Midget’s Appearance

Thursday, January 15th, 2009

I’m not really sure you can call it an appearance, but so far 0.0 tickets have been sold to the Sacramento Kings game that Eric will be attending. According to Steve Langford, the tickets have been for sale on Eric’s web site for months now.

Of course these aren’t the only problems Eric has been having. His American Idol show on Tuesday night was riddled with technically issue, and his show on Wednesday was completely canceled because of them. I’m sure JD didnt mind.

Eric the Midget’s Crappy American Idol Show is Back

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

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I’m sure everyone is thrilled - especially JD. I guess we can expect to hear some technical difficulty clips tomorrow sometime.

Eric told Howard that he’s not sure if he’s going to do the Q&A segment of the show anymore. What I would give to get on there and sabotage that already shitty show.

Eric also let everyone know that his store was open again just in time for Valentines day. What girl doesnt love an autographed photo of a midget with crippled hands?