Eric called in to the show today and he was livid. Eric was pissed at Natalie Maines because she was saying that Haley from the bunny ranch was only using Eric. Now Haley doesn’t want to get it on with Eric. Looks like you’re library card’s been revoked bitch!

Howard tried to explain to Eric that Natalie wasn’t the reason that Haley didn’t want to see him, but Eric wasn’t having it. Midget logic is infallible!

ACK ACK! Bye for now..

Wha wha whaaaat? I can’t believe I missed this!

Apparently Eric got a piece from a prostitute named Haley at some brothel in Nevada. I have yet to see a picture of Haley, but according to Howard she looks like Kate Hudson with big tits.

What makes it even harder to believe is that Eric had two girls the next night. What the hell is this world coming to?

If you have a photo of Haley, don’t hesitate to contact me. Bye for now!