Eric the Midget on Frank TV

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

Don’t get too excited. Eric wasn’t really on Frank TV, but his name was mentioned. Eric keeps calling into the show asking Howard if he’s seen the clip but honestly I don’t see what the big deal is. Here’s the clip:

Eric the Midget loses his Viginity

Saturday, October 18th, 2008

Wha wha whaaaat? I can’t believe I missed this!

Apparently Eric got a piece from a prostitute named Haley at some brothel in Nevada. I have yet to see a picture of Haley, but according to Howard she looks like Kate Hudson with big tits.

What makes it even harder to believe is that Eric had two girls the next night. What the hell is this world coming to?

If you have a photo of Haley, don’t hesitate to contact me. Bye for now!

Eric the Midget Real Doll in the Works

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

Jimmy Kimmel really wants Howard to make an Eric the Midget real doll. Eric said he would sue if they made a doll, but Dominic called in to say there was nothing Eric could do, hahaha.

Richard came in and said he would fuck the Eric the Midget real doll, but that it’s not gay. Then someone said they should have Nick Manning come in a have sex with the Eric doll.

More developing.. Ack! Ack!