Eric the Midget Has Nothing to Say

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

Eric finally got on the air today after being off for awhile and it couldn’t have mattered less. The ankle bitter only got on to plug his crappy American Idol show, but I’m not even sure he got that out.

Eric also said he’s going to sell somewhere between 200 and 400 tickets to his event with the Sacramento Kings. Tickets sold to date: 2. It looks like poor Johnny Fratto is going to have to bail him out again.

0.0 Tickets Sold for Eric the Midget’s Appearance

Thursday, January 15th, 2009

I’m not really sure you can call it an appearance, but so far 0.0 tickets have been sold to the Sacramento Kings game that Eric will be attending. According to Steve Langford, the tickets have been for sale on Eric’s web site for months now.

Of course these aren’t the only problems Eric has been having. His American Idol show on Tuesday night was riddled with technically issue, and his show on Wednesday was completely canceled because of them. I’m sure JD didnt mind.