Gary owns Eric the Midget

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

I tuned in this morning to her more complaining from Eric the Midget. Eric was trying to make Artie feel bad about canceling his appearance, even though none of it was Eric’s business.

For some reason, Eric’s ungrateful attitude really set Gary off this morning. Gary started laying into Eric telling him that there were plenty of other handicapped people who earned money instead of sitting on their asses and complaining. The photo of Artie that Eric had been selling was brought up, and Eric deflected when Gary called him out on selling the photo without Artie’s permission. Eric claimed that he didn’t even own the site that the photo was being sold on, which most people know is just a way for Eric to evade the SIS regulations.

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Eric eventually hung up after Gary berated him further. Way to go bababooey!

Ack Ack, Bye for now…

Eric the Midget’s Crappy American Idol Show is Back

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

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I’m sure everyone is thrilled - especially JD. I guess we can expect to hear some technical difficulty clips tomorrow sometime.

Eric told Howard that he’s not sure if he’s going to do the Q&A segment of the show anymore. What I would give to get on there and sabotage that already shitty show.

Eric also let everyone know that his store was open again just in time for Valentines day. What girl doesnt love an autographed photo of a midget with crippled hands?

Eric the Advertiser

Friday, October 31st, 2008

Man could this guy sell out any more? If you go to Eric’s store, you can see that he’s selling space all over himself and his wheelchair. I personally don’t see why someone would want to pay so much for an advertisement spot with Eric the Midget.